The Most Bitchin' Cocktail

Sometimes I dream about cocktails in my sleep. I have been known to wake up in the middle of the night with a recipe that I just dreamed about and write it down. Trying to convince myself that it's okay to head to the liquor cabinet at 3 o'clock in the morning usually ends up with me rolling over back into dreamland. That decision is probably due to reasoning of "How can anything in your dreams taste good in real life?"

Loretta Young

I have been on a mission lately to create a new cocktail. Being tired of Bourbon, Scotch or Tequila based drinks, I wanted something that forced me out of my comfort zone. I didn't want any of those ingredients to even be considered. I opened my liquor cabinet and took out everything that wasn't whiskey, vodka, gin, Tequila or rum. I turned on the iPod, cranked up some Audioslave and went to "work". The ingredients in front of me gave me no inspiration. I got distracted a little bit until a song came on called "Revelations". The lyrics got me thinking. I wanted my new found beverage to be bitter. But, I also wanted to sweetness to it, a sexiness, if you will. To me, there isn't much else out there sexier than sweet vermouth in the alcohol world. With pleasant fruit tones, herbal notes and light residual sugar, it reminds me of vintage movies and sweethearts like Loretta Young and Ava Gardner.

Ava Gardner

After tasting different bitters, amaros and digestifs in the liquor industry Fall trade shows, I decided to give a couple of those flavors a shot (no pun intended). After a few blunders, flops and failures. I finally found some flavors that actually worked well together.

Keeping with my vintage movie starlets theme, I wanted to give my little cocktail a name. It had all the sexiness of these ladies. But, it had a slight bitterness that shined right through...kind of like Brigitte Bardot.

The Brigitte Bardot
2 oz Dolin Sweet Vermouth
1 oz Aperol

Combine the two ingredients in a shaker with ice. Stir until well chilled. Strain in a rocks glass over fresh ice. Enjoy. This cocktail just keeps on getting better and better as the ice melts.

Sexy Brigitte

 

 

Bitter Brigitte

Barrel o' Cocktails - The Negroni

1910 Club Cocktails ad

Aging cocktails is not a new thing. It's been around for a long time, longer than I've been breathing the air on this planet, in fact. The oldest print ad I could find mentioning barrel-aged cocktails dates back to 1910. It was the G. F. Heublein & Brother line of Club Cocktails that brought the concept to mainstream. Though the Club Cocktail line seems to be fading off into the sunset, the craft of aging cocktails is experiencing a rebirth.


The process of curing the barrel is an easy one. Fill it up with hot water and let it sit for a few days until it stops leaking. Don't worry if it takes longer than three days. It's not a defective barrel. You can speed up the process by submerging the water filled barrel in your bathtub or deep-well sink over night. Have patience.

Now that you are ready to figure out which cocktail you'd like to age, you have to take a few things into consideration. The most important topics would be freshness and safety. You'll be aging the cocktail at room temperature. With that said, you wouldn't want to drink milk that has been left out of the fridge for six weeks, right? Good. Rule number 1 will be "No Dairy Products". Rule number two will be "No Fruit Juice". The same logic applies to fruit juice, too. The third rule of thumb is that you want to stay away from carbonated drinks. They will lose their carbonation and you'll end up with a funky mess. If you're hellbent on using soda, use a soda syrup. But, refer to rule #2 when choosing your syrup.

For our example, we will be making a Negroni in a five liter barrel. A Negroni cocktail has three components: equal parts Gin, Campari and Sweet Vermouth. For our five liter barrel, you can fit 2 750ml bottles of each component comfortably. You'll have to eyeball it if you want to fill it up to the tippity-top. Or, if you want to be anal retentive like myself, the exact amount you need would be 56.3 ounces of each ingredient. Each individual barrel will hold a slightly different amount. So, don't freak out if you're short or have some left over. Also, you'll need to hang on to the empty bottles. You will need them in later steps about six weeks from now. Wash them out, soak the labels off and set them aside.

When choosing your ingredients, keep in mind that the flavor will change after spending time in the belly of your new oak friend. In addition to extracting tannins from the wood and adding some caramel and vanilla notes to your cocktail, there are some other lovely little scientific events happening. There are reactions with the alcohol and congeners in the spirit through oxidation and extraction of chemicals from the oak. How they react depends on the size and age of the barrel, how many times it was used, percentage of alcohol in the cocktail, humidity, temperature and, most importantly, the time spent in your baby barrel. The only two factors that you really should care about here are the time spent in the barrel and the alcohol percentage of your drink. The higher the level of alcohol in the barrel, the more the spirits will interact with the chemical compounds of the wood. Thus resulting in more "flavor". The harshness of the spirits within will tend to mellow as well.

The age of the final product will be totally subjective to your taste. With the Negroni, let it age at least four weeks before you sample it for the first time. To be quite honest, you can do whatever the hell you want. It's your barrel. It's just in my experience that the flavors of your cocktail go through some funky phases that might give you second thoughts about continuing on this journey. Again, have patience.

The first time you use your barrel, you'll probably want to think about bottling your cocktail right around 6 weeks if you want to halt the aging process. You're going to need to use the original booze bottles for this step. To sanitize them, throw them in the dishwasher for a cycle. That should do the trick. When you pour the cocktail back into the bottles, you might want to strain it through a couple layers of cheese cloth just to make sure you catch some of those wood particles.

The final step is simple. The only tool you need is your phone. Call me up when you're ready to drink your delicious cocktail. I'll be over in 15 minutes.

The barrels and booze can be purchased at Saugatuck Grain & Grape in Westport, CT. We have 1 liter, 2 liter, 5 liter and 10 liter barrels in stock.

The Importance of Ingredients

Nobody actually wants to drink a crappy cocktail. Nobody says "Let's head down to that bar that serves shitty cocktails because I'm tired of drinking things that taste good." Just like food, the ingredients and their flavor profiles are uber important in the recipe you are using. If you use lamb instead of beef in your burger patty, do you think it will taste different? Of course it does. But it's still red meat. If you use Bourbon in your Manhattan cocktail do you think it will taste different than Rye? Of course it will, even if they both are a whiskey. Scotch whisky tastes totally different than Bourbon whiskey. I know I spelled whisk(e)y differently. They do, too. Don't get me started.

My question is to everyone that posts recipes on the internet, "why be so broad in your ingredients list?" If you discovered the perfect combination of specific quantities of specific spirits for your cocktail and have decided to post it on the World Wide Intertubes, let everyone know what those ingredients actually are. Give me brand names.

At some point in time I bought a terrible cocktail book or maybe someone gave it to me. I don't remember. Flipping through the book, I realized that, although the stories were well written, the cocktail recipes seems to be have written by someone who doesn't drink alcohol. They flat-out suck. To quote the recipe:

Martini
The undisputed heavyweight champion of the world

3 ounces gin
1/4 ounce dry white vermouth
Lemon peel for garnish

Place the gin and vermouth in a shaker, along with plenty of cracked ice, and shake vigorously to combine. Strain into a well-chilled martini glass. Garnish with lemon twist, or olive if your guest prefers, and serve immediately.

Now, I can nit pick here. But that's not the purpose of this post. I am disappointed with the fact that they only listed "gin" and "vermouth". Out of all the spirits on a liquor store's shelves, one brand of gin couldn't be more different than the next brand. The same goes with vermouth. A lot of white vermouths are made with the grape varietals Clairette blanche, Piquepoul, Catarratto and Trebbiano. Without getting into a lot of technical detail, wine is made and then it is aged with herbs, roots and/or bark. It's kind of the same process as gin. There are so many different variables that can change the flavor profile from vermouth to vermouth and from gin to gin. So, it bothers me that an author of a cocktail book just writes "gin" and "vermouth" in a recipe without clarifying which brands they used.

Here's your homework. Try two different brands of premium gin, say Hendrick's versus Tanquerey 10 side by side neat. Don't do a shot of them. Just pour them in separate glasses and take a sip of both, one right after the other. Give enough time in between to actually taste the first gin. Pay attention to the herbal, floral and spice notes to the first one. Then do the same with the second. Wow! Totally different, right???? Would you agree that these two gins would make two different tasting martinis? The same goes with the vermouth. Did you notice in their recipe that they didn't list the olive, "if your guest prefers" in the ingredient list?

Was that a beef burger with Swiss cheese and a pickle or was it a lamb burger with smoked Gouda and Cole slaw? Eh, they're both burgers. Who gives a shit?

I hope you do.

Vermouth, Who?

It's all fun and games until someone breaks out the Rye

 About 15 years ago I was introduced to vermouth as a cocktail, not just a mixer. There were a few high end vermouths that I would sip on a regular basis. At that time it was only dry vermouth that I was interested in. I never put much thought into trying sweet vermouth. Actually, I never understood what sweet vermouth "really" added to a cocktail.


Last night my world opened up. Earlier on in the week a customer of mine asked me to special order Carpano sweet vermouth. He also insisted that I get a bottle for myself to try. Twist my arm.

High West Double Rye and Carpano Sweet Vermouth

As soon as I brought the glass up to my nose, I was greeted with sweet herbal notes with hints of clove, cinnamon, and black cherries. On the palate it showed some licorice, mint, orange rind, nutmeg and dried herbs. It was a flavor assault on the front of the palate and then subsided fairly quickly to a finish that left me thinking about what other herbs and spices I might get with the next sip. It was awesome. Then I decided to drop a couple of ice cubes in the glass and swirl it around a bit. I went at it again. Wow. The ice opened up all of the fruit, softened the herbal qualities and mellowed the spices. This time the finish was long, sweet and elegant. This was amazing.

Since I was drinking vermouth, I decided I would make a half-version of a Manhattan; vermouth and whiskey. I immediately reached for the two ryes that I had open in my stash of whiskeys. I got two rocks glasses, filled them with ice and threw in one part vermouth to three parts rye. The two ryes were High West Double Rye and Tuthilltown Hudson Manhattan Rye. 


The Manhattan Rye proved to be a bit too herbaceous, earthy or gritty/grainy with the vermouth. The Double Rye seemed to be more of a contrast in flavors with the vermouth. I think it created a much better balance between the delicate flavors of the vermouth and the robust flavors of the Double Rye. 

An Empty bottle of Manhattan Rye = Sad Times

Later on in the evening, I had dinner with my fiancee and some friends at our local favorite farm-to-fork restaurant, leFarm. I brought the bottle of vermouth there, too. The other couple that we met there just happened to bring a bottle of Whistle Pig Canadian Rye by pure coincidence. Or was it? Hmmm... Makes ya think. Anyway, Whistle Pig + Carpano = better. This time, I tried something different. I poured two parts vermouth to one part WP neat. Yup. That was perfect. leFarm was perfect, too.